Thing i keep thinking about- Part I

1. If women with big eyes, small noses and large lips are supposed to be attractive, why are we so attracted to Katrina Kaif?


2. What do these Punjabi phrases that intermittently lace our Bollywood movies and songs mean? What are the meanings of "Mahi Ve", "Tashan" and "Chak De"?


3. Where is Dale Steyn and why is he not playing for Bangalore yet? Heck, where is his cute girlfriend?


4. Is it too weird to like Metal and Pop at the same time?


5. Even if Pritam copied some obscure Korean song, what is the harm? Had he not done so, would we Indians have ever heard those songs?


6. Will Sarkar Raj be a thriller or a family drama? Also, why does Ram Gopal Verma make films in such dimly lit locales and dingy old sets?


7. Why doesn't Ishant Sharma get a haircut and STOP smiling?


8. Why would i support Kolkata Knight Riders when i have never ever been anywhere close to Kolkata in my puff? And if your answer is as juvenile as "oh, it is a great team!", then why don't you support Australia in international cricket?



9. Do we really need the supplement of the Times of India? (E.g Bombay Times). They could just bung the puzzles and the jokes in the main paper. Who cares if Celina Jaitely slapped her driver or Amrita Arora bought a new purse?


10. If Andrew Symonds looks like a monkey, why can't he just admit it? Despite his looks, he could whip the ass of any player, any day..


11. Don' the Japanese have the COOLEST names?? Hi-de-to-shi na-ka-ta!


12. Why do people think the British have an accent? They invented the language and that is the way it is supposed to be spoken. Does one say the French have a "French Accent"?


13. Is the Panchvi Pass song irritating or is it irritating?


14. If we have banned Bombay's bar girls and kicked the bread from their mouths, is it fair to allow firang cheerleaders?


15. Do we really like the new Amitabh Bachchan with his bird dresses and philandering with women half his age?


16.If we want to study charismatic leaders, why do we never chronicle our sports captains? Why do "leaders" have to be old, bald, dull and so dudh-se-dhule-hue? Frankly, a little controversy here and a small mistake there makes a person look oddly more human and approachable.

17. I'm totally in love with Shobhaa De. Never have i seen a woman so forthright and in-your-face. I think feminist women ought to learn from her that feminism is not merely getting together and abusing men. It is about womens' empowerment and that alone. Alongwith that she is a beyond awesome writer. And if you can maintain that charisma at the age of 60, God bless you man..